Pun intended.

amixedreality:

am I the only person who says ‘ow’ in surprise even if what happened didn’t remotely hurt me

deepthroatdemon:

my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

themilktruck:

got all my back to school supplies

themilktruck:

got all my back to school supplies

Queen Clarisse of Genovia, the coolest grandma ever.

Game of Thrones + Costume Porn

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

babies cry all the time but theyre not even the ones who have to go to work

tastefullyoffensive:

[v3rmillion]

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

orchidslittlelady:

honey boo boo keepin it 100

setfiretorains:

never forget this iconic moment in history

setfiretorains:

never forget this iconic moment in history

counting-clovers:

babyferaligator:

always give your puppy 3000000000 kisses a day

even when they’re not puppies anymore and they’re old and grey and cant get out of bed so easy on cold mornings and they forget some things give them 3000000000 extra kisses so they remember you love them

the-loki-initiative:

habibtipalestina:

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

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This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

destiel-tablet:

Mom used to tell me when she tucked me in that angels were watching over us”.